Hello there! I'm Rory but many people call me Phil (or Phildalf, Phildaft, Phillium, Rophl - yes as in ROFL) I'm 23 and VERY large!

Born and raised in Haggis-land though I don't really feel very connected to Scotland unless I'm drunk! I live in Fife, feel sorry for me!

This blog is extremely random, and I'm not saying that lightly.

One minute its very deep (or not so deep), serious personal posts, the next its reblogs of the fandom stuff! Music, cannabis smoking/legalisation posts,naked people, fat people, naked fat people (that includes me), a casual bit pornography and random thoughts!

I'm going to get married to to the wonderful, beautiful and understanding Kristina!

 

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

A masterpiece

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

A masterpiece

martinlkennedy:

Untitled by Nick Hyde (1970). From the book Visions (1975, published by Pomegranate).

martinlkennedy:

Untitled by Nick Hyde (1970). From the book Visions (1975, published by Pomegranate).

Anonymous asked
Because you and Kristina are adorable

That’s a fairly good reason I’d say! haha

Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining may be my favourite expression of all time!

jack089:

Exploded and dissected skulls. Beauchene Skull - Mounted preparation of human skulls were used to demonstrate better views of separate cranial bones. 19th Century. The above images, I presume, were most likely prepared and mounted by RMC.

ironclansman:

Nanananananana bat cake!

Damn you and your bat cake! I want a bat cake!
Well… really I just want cake.
Or food.
FEED ME!

ironclansman:

Nanananananana bat cake!

Damn you and your bat cake! I want a bat cake!

Well… really I just want cake.

Or food.

FEED ME!