Hello there! I'm Rory but many people call me Phil (or Phildalf, Phildaft, Phillium, Rophl - yes as in ROFL) I'm 23 and VERY large!

Born and raised in Haggis-land though I don't really feel very connected to Scotland unless I'm drunk! I live in Fife, feel sorry for me!

This blog is extremely random, and I'm not saying that lightly.

One minute its very deep (or not so deep), serious personal posts, the next its reblogs of the fandom stuff! Music, cannabis smoking/legalisation posts,naked people, fat people, naked fat people (that includes me), a casual bit pornography and random thoughts!

I'm going to get married to this chick called Kristina

 

Fuck me!

I have 300 followers how did that happen!?

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

(Source: kazuos)

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

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what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”



sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

Some of those people were already doing drugs!

"The thing about the dance is, you never get to stop. Every day you wake up, it’s the same bloody question that haunts you: is today the day I die? Death is on your heels, baby, and sooner or later it’s gonna catch you. And part of you wants it… not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you’re just a little bit in love with it. Death is your art. You make it with your hands, day after day. That final gasp. That look of peace. Part of you is desperate to know: what’s it like? Where does it lead you? And now, you see, that’s the secret. Not the punch you didn’t throw or the kicks you didn’t land. Every Slayer… has a death wish. Even you. The only reason you’ve lasted as long as you have is you’ve got ties to the world… Your mum, your brat kid sister, the Scoobies. They all tie you here, but you’re just putting off the inevitable. Sooner or later, you’re gonna want it. And the second… the second that happens… You know I’ll be there. I’ll slip in… Have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson."

(Source: zoewashburne)