Hello there! I'm Rory but many people call me Phil (or Phildalf, Phildaft, Phillium, Rophl - yes as in ROFL) I'm 23 and VERY large!

Born and raised in Haggis-land though I don't really feel very connected to Scotland unless I'm drunk! I live in Fife, feel sorry for me!

This blog is extremely random, and I'm not saying that lightly.

One minute its very deep (or not so deep), serious personal posts, the next its reblogs of the fandom stuff! Music, cannabis smoking/legalisation posts,naked people, fat people, naked fat people (that includes me), a casual bit pornography and random thoughts!

I'm going to get married to to the wonderful, beautiful and understanding Kristina!

 

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)

4,285,323 potential voters

I wonder what the percentage will be at the end of today.

I hope its a high number, I’d hate for the vote to go either way based on like 65% of possible votes.

I did it

I played my part in Scotland’s future.

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(Source: crocroach)

anticipatingbeauty replied to your photo “I play bass, what’s your number?”

an acoustic bass!??!?!? ahhhhh im soooooooo jealy!!!! I play bass also, want one like yours so bad!

It’s technically not mine yet but I’m buying it off my friend because I love it!